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Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

agirltheycallkezia:

The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.

so this weekend i need to get a shitton of french done since i dont have internet at my apartment

this will be so fun

why did i sign up for a summer course


thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs


pullthewildmountainthyme:

tomhiddles:

Leonardo DiCaprio cut his hand while the cameras were rolling on the set of Django Unchained and kept moving through the scene, never breaking character, and  his real-life bloodied hand made it into the final version of the film. During one take of that scene, DiCaprio unintentionally slammed his hand into glass, creating a gash that later required stitches. But that didn’t stop him from doing his job. As his hand bled quite visibly, DiCaprio kept going, even using the hand as a new dramatic prop. At one point he smears his bloodied hand over Broomhilda’s face in an act of evil dominance. And Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) looks horrified as he does it. (Perhaps Washington wasn’t acting!) And that was the take that director Quentin Tarantino kept in the film. (Source)

If he doesn’t win an Oscar for this someone is getting shot.


I want the world to go away…



theladyholmes:

consulting-longshot:

friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder

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Friendly reminder that Sherlock was 8 when he tried to solve it.

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kardigone:


Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.


tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.


i-am-r5locked:

incineratedbythesun:

WHAT THE FUCK

JUST STOP

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